VOL. I · NO. 8585WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026
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CULTURE ABSURDITY:

Forget Brighton – plucky Hastings is the south’s most exciting seaside town

Filed 1d ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A travel feature touts Hastings and neighboring St Leonards as an under-the-radar alternative to Brighton, citing a growing restaurant scene and a scarcity of chain stores. The piece offers a local expert's recommendations for where to eat and drink in the area.

No further reporting substance is available beyond the headline and its promotional framing.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: Corncob · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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