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Bombshell Report Exposes True Cost of Radical Democrats’ Mass Amnesty – Open Borders Agenda

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The White House is promoting a Council of Economic Advisers report claiming that Democratic immigration proposals it labels 'mass amnesty' and 'open borders' would cost taxpayers $49 trillion over ten years. It pairs this with claims that the border is now 'the most secure in American history' and that Customs and Border Protection has gone 16 consecutive months without releasing anyone at the border.

The release does not name a specific bill, sponsor, or enacted policy that matches the scenario it costs out at $49 trillion, instead attributing the figure to unspecified 'Democrats' extreme DSA policies.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A $49 trillion price tag on a bill nobody has written is like pricing out the barn your neighbor might someday build on land he doesn't own. If the border's really the most secure in history, you'd think they could relax a little instead of inventing monsters to bill us for. A fella who's winning doesn't usually holler this loud.
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