VOL. I · NO. 8573FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 2026
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‘I don’t think beyond tomorrow’: How people in occupied Crimea are surviving one of the hardest summers of the war

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Residents of occupied Crimea describe rolling power outages lasting up to two weeks, water available only a few hours a day, and gasoline prices climbing amid long lines at pumps.

In Dzhankoi, one resident recounts drone strikes hitting a substation and a house, promised compensation payments still unprocessed, and daycare closures tied to the power crisis.

In Sevastopol, another resident describes near-daily strikes, empty shelves, and reliance on mobile data to keep working from home, while both say leaving is not a real option given fighting elsewhere.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at Meduza → Scored: Relent · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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