Republicans close out GOP midterm convention vowing to keep control of Congress

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Any outfit that has to promise hell to get its own people to show up on election day has already told you how the canvassing is going. A political party is a lot like a church supper in that respect. If the ham were any good, nobody would need to be threatened into the hall.

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