Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Eliminates Disease-Carrying Pests and Restores Enjoyment of The Great Outdoors

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President Trump signed an executive order directing non-chemical, technology-enabled elimination of ticks and mosquitoes in Washington, D.C., with an eye toward expanding the approach nationwide, according to a White House fact sheet.

The release frames the effort as part of a broader Making America Healthy Again push and cites 'Gold Standard Science,' though it offers no technical detail on what the pioneering methods actually are or how they'll work.

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A President taking on mosquitoes is not the strangest thing in this job description this year, but you'd think a fact sheet bragging about pioneering technology would mention what the technology is. Calling something non-chemical and innovative is the easy part; catching a tick is the hard part. Ask anybody who has actually tried to get one off a dog.

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