VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Michigan’s local election officials are confident in voting integrity ahead of November’s midterm election

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A University of Michigan Center for Local, State, and Urban Policy survey finds 95% of city and township clerks in Michigan are 'very confident' in their ability to run an accurate November 2026 election, a slight rise from 2020 and 2022. The survey drew responses from officials in over 70% of the state's 1,856 municipalities.

Nearly half of officials, 49%, cited the cost of running elections — including staffing nine days of state-mandated early voting — as their top concern, competing for budget against police, potholes and other services. Smaller shares flagged equipment failures, long wait times, or inaccurate voter rolls, while about 1 in 5 expect voters to face disinformation and 8% expect polling-place disturbances, with those numbers roughly doubling in communities over 30,000 residents.

Confidence in other communities' elections splits sharply by party: 94% of Democratic respondents are confident in other jurisdictions' administration, versus 68% of Republican respondents, a quarter of whom expressed doubt or uncertainty.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Local clerks overwhelmingly trust their own work and voice real, specific worries about money and harassment, which is the opposite of the vague fraud panic that dominates the national conversation. The partisan gap in trusting the next county over says less about elections than about which cable segments people watch. Somehow the people closest to the ballots are the calmest people in the room.
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