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MAGA Republican Attempts To Break From Trump On Canada Tariffs — And Guess What Happened Next

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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You can't very well complain about the hailstorm while hiding the fact you prayed for it. A candidate who cheered the tariffs and now wants them gone has two choices, own up or hope nobody remembers, and he picked the one that only works on strangers. Voters in a border state tend to remember who raised the price of their lumber.
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