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Canadian high court balks at Ontario international gambling bid

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The Supreme Court of Canada heard arguments over whether Ontario can expand its iGaming platform to pool betting liquidity with international players, a change from the current model that keeps wagers within the province. The Atlantic Lottery Corporation, representing other provincial lotteries, argues the expansion exceeds what federal law allows, since Canadian statute lets provinces run gambling only within their own borders and doesn't address international play.

Ontario's Court of Appeal had ruled the plan lawful last November on the theory that nothing explicitly prohibits international play, a reasoning Atlantic Lottery's lawyer called backwards given that gambling in Canada is illegal unless specifically permitted. Several justices, including Mahmud Jamal, appeared to agree the appellate court's logic ran the wrong direction.

Ontario's attorney countered that the province still controls who it partners with and oversees the player experience, even with international liquidity pooling. Ontarians wagered $61.3 billion through the system in 2024-25, while addiction researchers note emergency room visits for gambling disorders have nearly doubled since the platform launched in 2022.

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Ontario wants credit for running the casino while international partners handle the parts that happen outside its jurisdiction, which is a bit like claiming you cooked supper because you turned on the oven. The court's own questions suggest they're not buying the idea that 'we still control the experience' means much once the money's pooling with players a continent away. Meanwhile the emergency room numbers are climbing faster than anybody's legal argument, and that part doesn't need a Supreme Court ruling to be a problem.
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