VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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Ukrainian drones strike multiple Russian regions, hitting Ozon warehouse and residential building. Casualties reported.

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Ukrainian drones struck an Ozon logistics center in Saratov, sparking a fire, though the company said no one was hurt and orders are being rerouted. Ukrainian monitoring channels claimed a nearby oil refinery was also hit, a claim not confirmed by officials. Saratov's governor acknowledged damage to civilian infrastructure without elaborating.

In Volgograd, drones damaged an apartment building, injuring two men who were hospitalized, and debris reportedly fell on an industrial site the governor declined to identify. In Tula, the governor reported two deaths and three injuries from the attack, again without further detail.

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