VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Trump Reportedly Driven To ‘Fever Pitch’ By Natalie Harp Just Before Media Meltdown

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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The Wall Street Journal reported that President Trump's frustration with the media hit a 'fever pitch' after aide Natalie Harp showed him video clips of MS NOW hosts criticizing his administration, citing unnamed people familiar with the matter.

Hours later, Trump announced CNN, MS NOW, and Politico would be banned from White House grounds over what he called 'fake news,' without citing specifics. By Saturday the outlets' reporters had been denied entry and stripped of credentials.

Harp, known for once carrying a printer to hand Trump physical copies of favorable coverage, has drawn scrutiny over cash gifts reportedly up to $45,000 and her presence on a secret backup flight during a security scare involving Air Force One.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
So the press pass survives or dies depending on what somebody queues up on a screen that morning. Any manager who fired a shift because a coworker showed him a video of them griping in the parking lot would be laughed out of the building, and rightly so. A man who needs a printer wheeled over to bring him the nice notices is not a man you want deciding who gets to ask questions.
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