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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Gold Star Mother’s And Family’s Day, 2026

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The White House issued a proclamation designating September 27, 2026, as Gold Star Mother's and Family's Day, honoring families of fallen service members, a observance Congress established by joint resolution in 1936. The proclamation calls for flags to be displayed on government buildings and encourages ceremonies nationwide.

The document also credits the administration with establishing a Military Spouse Commission, describing its members as bringing 544 combined years of military family experience, and says the commission is working with the Department of War's Gold Star Advisory Council on deployment-readiness issues.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A ninety-year-old holiday doesn't need a new coat of paint to matter, and this one gets one anyway, complete with a tidy number about combined years of experience that sounds like it was totaled up specifically to go in a press release. Honoring Gold Star families is the easy, unanimous part. The self-credit stapled onto it is the part worth reading twice.
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