VOL. I · NO. 8611MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 20265¢
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Trump administration revokes $810M approved by Congress for refugee aid and more

Filed 1h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When Congress passes a budget and the White House tears up the part it doesn't like, you'd call that a veto if it happened at a school board meeting, and somebody would stand up and object. Here both parties already have, and $810 million still went out the window. A check that's been signed isn't supposed to come with a note saying the other fellow gets to decide later whether it clears.
Source: Read the original at Michigan Advance → Scored: Run Amok · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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