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Lyft to pay $272.5 million to settle suit over driver misclassification

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Lyft has agreed to pay $272.5 million to settle claims that it misclassified California drivers as independent contractors between April 2016 and December 2020, state and city officials announced. About $237 million, or 87 percent, is earmarked for drivers, to be distributed by a third-party administrator based on hours and miles driven, pending a judge's approval.

The case traces back to the 2018 Dynamex ruling and the 2019 AB 5 law, which made it harder to classify gig workers as contractors, and to a 2020 lawsuit by California's attorney general and several city attorneys. Proposition 22 later exempted app-based drivers from AB 5, but since it took effect after the settlement's covered period, Lyft is not required to reclassify drivers going forward.

Lyft, in its own statement, said most drivers 'have always wanted to be independent contractors' and framed the settlement as closing a chapter from 'a very different time.' Uber remains a defendant in the same litigation, which continues.

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A company can lose a quarter-billion-dollar argument and still walk away insisting it was right the whole time, and Lyft just showed you how it's done. Calling years of underpaid wages a closed chapter is the kind of thing you say about a chapter you'd rather nobody reread. The drivers who hauled riders around for four years didn't get a chapter, they got a paycheck, finally, assuming the judge signs off.
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