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Concrete Masonry Promotion Program: Commerce Could Enhance Its Oversight Controls

Filed 10h ago · Via GAO · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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GAO reviewed the Concrete Masonry Checkoff program, a federally authorized, industry-funded effort that collected over $27 million in mandatory fees from 2023 to 2025 and spent nearly $15 million on research, education, and promotion for the concrete block industry. The board reported meeting or exceeding five of its 27 five-year performance goals and hitting at least 20% progress on ten more in year one. Commerce oversees the board but, per GAO, has no written procedures for approving the board's annual objectives and performance metrics.

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Nobody is accusing the block industry of cooking the books here, the complaint is milder: Commerce just never wrote down how it checks the board's homework. That's the kind of gap that sounds small until the next administrator shows up with no instructions and a filing cabinet full of good intentions. Commerce had no comment, which for a two-page fix is its own small comment.
Source: Read the original at GAO → Scored: Hot Swing · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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