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Ohio Haitians brace for what’s next after Trump cancels their TPS

Filed 1w ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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The Trump administration terminated temporary protected status for hundreds of thousands of Haitian immigrants earlier this year, and advocates say Haitians in Springfield, Ohio are now being forced to wear ankle monitors as enforcement ramps up. Springfield became a national flashpoint during the 2024 campaign after Trump made a false claim that Haitian immigrants there were eating residents' pets, then vowed to strip their legal protections.

A podcast episode covering the community features reporting from the Ohio Capital Journal on what advocates and residents are bracing for next, alongside a broader news roundup on state social media legislation and companies profiting from expanded immigration enforcement.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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