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When the tap runs dry: Women carry more than water in Kazakhstan

Filed 52m ago · Via Global Voices · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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In Qyzylsay, a village in southern Kazakhstan, household taps stop running by midday, forcing women to wake before dawn to fill containers and then spend the rest of the day hauling water, tending gardens, and standing watch over irrigation turns that can run five hours at a stretch.

A four-month digital literacy project taught ten women to document broken pipes and dry canals with timestamped photos, use a government app to request documents without traveling to the city, and calculate the actual value of their unpaid labor. One exercise found that automating irrigation could free up sixty hours a month, worth roughly 30,000 Kazakhstani tenge per growing season at minimum wage.

The women have since formed a cooperative aimed at documenting the water crisis, organizing advocacy, and applying for a grant to install shared smart-well infrastructure. National data cited in the piece shows water losses in rural Kazakhstan running 40 to 60 percent, with sanitation infrastructure lagging as well.

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Source: Read the original at Global Voices → Scored: Waltz Primordial · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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