VOL. I · NO. 8574SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 2026
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How Trump works around his Supreme Court losses

Filed 4d ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Despite Supreme Court losses on birthright citizenship, tariffs, and the attempted firing of Fed Governor Lisa Cook, the Trump administration has kept pursuing the same goals through new executive orders and legal maneuvers. Trump signed new tariffs on at least 60 trading partners in late July and two new birthright citizenship executive orders on August 6, narrowly targeting categories the Court's June 30 ruling left open, such as children of diplomatic staff and those born in American Samoa.

Reports also indicate Cook received an August 5 letter suggesting Trump is again 'considering' firing her, months after the Court required notice and a hearing before any removal. A White House spokesperson claimed the administration has 'always followed court orders,' while a Justice Department spokesperson touted an '80 percent' win rate in emergency Supreme Court applications.

Legal scholars quoted describe the approach as aggressive but not unlawful — testing the maximum reach of narrow exceptions the Court left in place rather than defying rulings outright. One analyst called it 'legal brinksmanship' that 'runs contrary to the spirit of the law' even while staying inside its letter.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
‘We have always followed court orders’ is the kind of sentence that works only if nobody asks which ones, or how narrowly, or what happened the following week. An eighty percent win rate on emergency applications is likewise a marvelous statistic if you get to choose which emergencies to declare. The real innovation here is discovering that a court ruling isn't a wall so much as a set of instructions for where to build the door.
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