VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Trump administration accused of ‘bullying’ union leader at consumer protection agency

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Stephen Wheeler, a CFPB data scientist and chair of the agency's union organizing committee, was placed on immediate administrative leave earlier this month without being told what he's accused of, according to his union. Wheeler had been publicly visible at pickets, sat behind OMB Director Russell Vought during his July congressional testimony, and had spoken to NPR about forced staff relocations widely seen as a pressure tactic to induce resignations.

The CFPB, created after the 2008 financial crisis and long targeted by Republicans, has been effectively hollowed out since Vought took over last year, halting most work, deleting nearly 4,000 webpages, and prompting a court to block attempted mass firings in June 2026. A second union member, Alexis Goldstein, was placed on leave and later fired after she confronted DOGE staffers accessing agency data without proper credentials, a firing the union is still contesting in a delayed arbitration.

Union members called Wheeler's investigation an intimidation tactic, with one saying the administration 'clearly underestimated us once again.' The union notes the agency has returned $21 billion to consumers since 2010, a fact that has not stopped efforts to dismantle it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An investigation with no stated violations, launched against the union leader who keeps showing up at hearings and talking to reporters, is not subtle. When an agency created to catch corporate scammers can't even explain why it suspended one of its own data scientists, the fishing expedition metaphor writes itself.
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