VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
The Daily Buffoon
WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Donald Trump doesn’t just love billionaires, he loves multimillionaires too

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Vanishing
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The One Big Beautiful Bill Act paired a $5tn-plus tax cut with over $1tn in cuts to food stamps and Medicaid, defended by House Speaker Mike Johnson as help for 'small business owners' rather than millionaires. Those small businesses are pass-through entities, which make up 95% of US businesses, employ half the workforce, and let owners skip corporate tax rates in favor of lower individual ones.

The permanent 20% pass-through deduction will cost the budget $820bn over ten years, nearly matching the Medicaid cuts. Per the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center, 57% of the $1.3tn in pass-through income in 2022 went to the richest 1%, and Treasury/Fed/Dartmouth economists found 35% of deductions the year after the 2017 cut flowed to millionaires.

Senator Ron Johnson, who pushed to raise the deduction from 17% to 20%, sold his own pass-through plastics stake for up to $25m and built a $40m fortune. Upcoming research from Princeton and University of Chicago economists estimates 'Main Street millionaires' worth $46.7tn collectively, nearly 12 times the wealth of the Forbes 400 billionaires, and finds their political footprint — via realtor, beer wholesaler and auto dealer PACs — arguably exceeds that of the ultra-rich.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The billionaire-populism narrative was always too convenient, letting Congress dress up handouts to the plastics-and-car-dealership set as heartland charity. Meanwhile Medicaid recipients, who own no pass-through anything, get to enjoy the belt-tightening. Funny how the 'job creators' framing never seems to apply to people who actually work for wages.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Vanishing · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
ADVERTISEMENT
Read it scored.
Every story, every clown, every kazoo — in your pocket. Music plays automatically. Regret is optional.
GET IT ON iOS GET IT ON ANDROID
© 2026 The Daily Buffoon · Satire, scored. Privacy · Support · Music credits · On satire