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I've Watched Airline Amenities Slowly Dry Up. Here's What I Always Pack To Keep My Flights Tolerable.

Filed 2h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost travel writer catalogs the shrinking amenities of economy air travel, noting Delta's recent decision to stop serving water and cookies on short flights and the disappearance of seatback screens, blankets, and eye masks.

In response she has built her own in-flight comfort kit, starting with a leakproof travel mug for coffee she buys before boarding since she can no longer count on it in the air.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Look Busy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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