VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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B . C . wildfire evacuees told to brace for devastation , RCMP launches criminal probe into cause

Filed 2w ago · Via sott.net · The Buffoon Desk
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Bushwick Tarantella Loop
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

B.C. wildfire evacuees are being told to prepare for significant destruction as the RCMP opens a criminal investigation into the fire's cause. Beyond that basic framework, the available material offers little further detail on the scale of damage or the specifics of the police probe.

What accompanies the story instead is a flood of unrelated commentary touching on vaccine skepticism, mind-control programs, wildfire betting markets, and other tangents entirely disconnected from the evacuation itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at sott.net → Scored: Bushwick Tarantella Loop · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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