President Trump Delivers Powerful America First Message to the United Nations

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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The White House issued a release characterizing President Trump's address to the United Nations as a showcase of historic results reshaping world order in America's favor. The release credits the administration with making the country safer, more prosperous, and more respected internationally, while blaming the prior administration for weak leadership.

No specific policy outcomes, agreements, or numbers accompany these characterizations in the release itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A speech that's historic, powerful, and respected all over the world ought to be able to point at one thing it actually did. This release can't. It's like a man bragging about his garden all winter, come summer you'd expect at least a tomato. When the paperwork's all adjectives and no nouns, I figure the nouns didn't show up.

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