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Dar drives New Diplomatic Momentum in meetings with UK, US Envoys - Pakistan Observer

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Deputy Prime Minister Ishaq Dar met separately with US Chargé d'Affaires Natalie A. Baker and UK High Commissioner Jane Marriott, with both sides exchanging the standard language about bilateral cooperation and regional stability. Dar reiterated Pakistan's position that the June 18 Islamabad MoU should be implemented 'in letter and spirit,' and both envoys passed along Independence Day greetings.

With Baker, discussion centered on US-Pakistan relations and regional developments; with Marriott, Dar referenced his recent meeting with UK Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband in Manila and stressed sustained high-level contacts.

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Two meetings, two envoys, one recycled phrase about the Islamabad MoU being implemented 'in letter and spirit' — repeated so often it now functions less as policy and more as a diplomatic mantra nobody has to act on. Independence Day greetings exchanged, positions reaffirmed, nothing moved.
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