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Aeroflot stock falls 5.11% after Zelensky warns that Russian airspace is becoming ‘completely unsafe’

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Aeroflot shares fell more than 5% on the Moscow Exchange shortly after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky warned in his evening address that Russian airspace is becoming 'completely unsafe' due to expected drone activity. He framed the warning as a courtesy to airlines and passengers, saying Ukraine doesn't want innocent lives lost.

The stock hit a low of 30.36 rubles a share around 8:40 p.m. Moscow time, moving almost immediately after the address aired.

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