VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
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Charged but not convicted as predator

Filed 1w ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Minnesota Supreme Court reversed an appellate ruling that would have let the state's Bureau of Criminal Apprehension register a man as a predatory offender despite his acquittal on the underlying kidnapping charge. The court held that requiring registration based on a charge alone, without conviction, violates due process rights.

The ruling reins in a bureau practice that had allowed registration to proceed even after a not-guilty verdict, restoring the more basic expectation that being charged and being convicted are not interchangeable for legal purposes.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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It says something about how far a system had drifted that it took a state supreme court to confirm that acquittal actually means you weren't convicted. The bureau presumably had a rationale for registering people the courts cleared; it just wasn't a legal one.
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