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Dylan Larkin Loudly Booed by Red Wings Fans Amid Trade Request Drama

Filed 2h ago · Via Newsweek · The Buffoon Desk
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Merry Go Slower - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Ekvidi · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

The Detroit Red Wings opened their season with a 2-0 loss to the New York Rangers on Friday night, a result overshadowed by fan reaction to captain Dylan Larkin, who did not play due to injury but was introduced to the crowd anyway.

Larkin, who requested a trade in the offseason, was greeted with loud boos during introductions and responded with a wave before walking off. The piece speculates a trade would suit both player and team, though nothing concrete has been reported beyond the boos themselves.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Somebody filed a hockey booing under White House news, and that is the real headline here. The Red Wings front office has bigger problems than a guy waving at an angry crowd, and so, it turns out, does whoever runs this filing system.
Source: Read the original at Newsweek → Scored: Merry Go Slower - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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