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The Serum That 'Halted Hair Loss In Its Tracks' Has A New Product For Your Brows and Lashes

Filed 2h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Cécred, the hair care brand behind a viral scalp serum previously praised by a HuffPost staffer as having ‘halted hair loss in its tracks’, has released a companion Restoring Lash & Brow Builder using the same core peptide blend plus an added moisturizing compound called allantoin.

The brand claims 1.4 times denser brows and lashes after 45 days of twice-daily use, a figure attributed to the company rather than any independent study cited in the piece.

The article notes the serum skips prostaglandin analogues, the ingredient class linked to irritation and hyperpigmentation in competing lash products, positioning the omission as a selling point.

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A company selling you fuller eyebrows says its own testing shows fuller eyebrows, which is about as surprising as a bakery vouching for its own bread. The 45-day, 1.4x figure sounds precise right up until you ask who measured it and how. Nice touch leaving out the harsher ingredient, though; skipping the stuff that burns people is a low bar cleared with real enthusiasm.
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