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NFL Week 1 Sunday Night Football— Best Player Props

Filed 58m ago · Via Forbes · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Forbes contributor lays out player prop bets for the Giants-Cowboys Sunday Night Football opener, leaning on route participation rates, target shares and pass-rate-over-expected numbers to argue Jake Ferguson won't clear 30.5 receiving yards and Jaxson Dart will clear 30.5 rushing yards.

The analysis walks through Ferguson's diminished role behind CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens, and Dart's scrambling numbers against a Cowboys defense that got more pass-heavy after acquiring Quinnen Williams. It's a straightforward sports betting column dressed in spreadsheet clothing.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
This is a betting column that wandered onto the tariffs page like a dog that got out the gate, and somebody ought to go fetch it. There's nothing wrong with picking apart a tight end's route share, but calling it trade policy is the kind of filing error that makes you wonder who's minding the barn. Best guess: an algorithm somewhere saw a number and a chart and called it economics.
Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: As I Figure · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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