Presidential Message on Rosh Hashanah

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The White House issued a holiday message wishing the Jewish community a happy Rosh Hashanah, invoking the creation of Adam and Eve and the season of repentance ahead of Yom Kippur.

The statement also folds in a pledge that the administration will pursue 'a historic renewal of faith' nationwide, eliminate antisemitism, and defend religious liberty for all Americans. No programs, funding, or measures accompany these commitments; the message closes with well-wishes for the new year.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A holiday note is a nice thing to send, and nobody's asking the President to skip it. But when the same three paragraphs promise to fix a problem as old and stubborn as antisemitism with words like 'historic' and no plan behind them, that's just a card with a slogan taped on. Wish the neighbors well, sure, then show your work.

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