VOL. I · NO. 8570TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 2026
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Putin hosts Myanmar’s leader at Kremlin

Filed 1w ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Vladimir Putin hosted Myanmar's Min Aung Hlaing at the Kremlin, the junta leader's sixth visit to Moscow since the 2021 coup and his first since being installed as 'civilian president' after elections dismissed by Western governments as a sham. Russia's prime minister said Moscow is moving ahead on building a small nuclear power plant in Myanmar, and the two countries signed a memorandum on electricity and oil and gas cooperation.

Myanmar's military, which uses Russian-made jets against rebel factions, has been accused by U.N. investigators of attacks on civilians that some monitors call war crimes. Min Aung Hlaing told Putin that 'thanks to Russia's and your personal support we've achieved many results on the international stage,' a claim delivered without reference to the more than 100,000 people killed in the civil war since the coup.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says 'reliable partner' quite like a junta leader thanking his patron for propping up a government installed through a sham election. The nuclear plant memorandum got more concrete detail in this readout than anything about the war crimes allegations, which tells you what actually got negotiated.
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