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As A Messy Person, Here's What I Use To Keep My Home Clean

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost staff writer describes her lifelong struggle with messiness and offers a list of products meant to make cleaning less of a chore, starting with a standing dustpan she says saves her back. The piece frames the advice as accommodation rather than transformation, aimed at readers who find traditional cleaning advice unhelpful or shame-inducing.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Hand Trolley · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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