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Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Advances a Fair and Reciprocal Relationship with China While Hosting Historic State Visit

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The White House says President Trump hosted President Xi Jinping and Madame Peng Liyuan for a State Visit, and that during the visit the two countries 'operationalized' the Boards of Trade and Investment first chartered at a May 2026 Beijing summit.

The release also says the leaders discussed 'fostering peace and prosperity' and agreed to build a relationship of 'strategic stability' based on 'respect, fairness, and reciprocity,' phrases that appear in the fact sheet but no specific commitments, numbers, or enforcement terms accompany them.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a man tells you his handshake deal is historic, fair, and built on respect, and then can't show you a single line of the deal, you'd be smart to count your chickens yourself. A board of trade that got ‘operationalized’ sounds a lot like a committee that got a letterhead. Come back when there's a number on the page and somebody whose job it is to check it.
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