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Osun 2026: Police clarify tear gas discharge incident, arrest officer

Filed 1w ago · Via theeagleonline.com.ng · The Buffoon Desk
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The Osun State Police Command arrested one of its own officers after tear gas discharged during Saturday's governorship election, sparking panic and viral video of angry crowds in Modakeke. Police insist the incident happened at a voter Registration Area Centre, not a polling unit, and blame it on "personal negligence" — specifically, the statement says, an officer attempting to relieve himself.

The Command denied claims that officers deliberately targeted voters to disrupt the process, and said the officer was taken into custody with disciplinary proceedings underway. It reiterated that security personnel at polling units are barred from carrying arms or tactical gear within a set radius of voting points, and apologized to residents and observers.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An armed officer with tear gas apparently had both the gas and the need for privacy on hand at a facility tied to the electoral process, and the public is asked to accept coincidence over intent. Investigations that promise to determine whether there were "other motives" after already announcing the motive was a toilet break tend not to inspire confidence. Nigerians watching a chaotic viral video deserve better than an explanation that reads like it was workshopped after the fact.
Source: Read the original at theeagleonline.com.ng → Scored: Fig Leaf Rag · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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