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Lukoil’s foreign asset sale becomes part of U.S.–Russia talks on ending Ukraine war, NYT reports

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When a forced sale draws bidders who all happen to know the president's family, you don't need a detective to tell you who's getting the good seats. A war ending would be welcome news. It would be more welcome if the peace talks didn't double as an estate auction where the family friends get first look at the furniture.
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