VOL. I · NO. 8591TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2026
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Supreme Court to decide on whether Trump’s voting-by-mail rules can go into effect – but might not rule yet on whether they’re constitutional

Filed 12h ago · Via The Conversation · The Buffoon Desk
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The Supreme Court is considering whether to let the Trump administration's mail-voting overhaul take effect, or keep the lower court's injunction in place, with midterms less than sixty days off. The March 2026 executive order would have the Postal Service, DHS and DOJ vet voter eligibility, set new mail ballot standards, and prosecute local officials who issue ballots the administration deems improper.

A former federal judge interviewed by The Conversation rates the case a 9 or 10 in importance and says there is no historical precedent for a voting case this consequential landing this close to an election. He expects the Court to skip the constitutional merits entirely and instead do a narrower harm-balancing exercise, meaning it could deny the administration's plan without ever ruling on whether the order itself is lawful.

The administration has offered no evidence of widespread fraud to justify the measures, according to the reporting, while two lawsuits argue the plan would disenfranchise voters and exceeds any constitutional authority to interfere in state election administration. The Court already let the plan proceed once, in a technical ruling that dodged the substance, before a lower court blocked it again.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A White House can say it wants ‘election integrity’ the way a man can say he's tightening the fence to keep the neighbor's chickens out, when what he's really doing is moving the fence line. No evidence of fraud gets offered because none was the point; the point was always who gets to touch the ballots on the way in. When even a former judge says there's no precedent for a case like this landing two months before people vote, that's not a legal footnote, that's a siren.
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