VOL. I · NO. 8605TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
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Offshore wind job training built for a boom is facing down a bust

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Offshore wind workforce programs like Long Island's National Offshore Wind Training Center are downsizing and diversifying after the Trump administration's actions gutted an industry that once expected to need 77,000 workers by 2030. Trump's day-one 'wind order' paused new leases and permits, and later stop-work orders hit five projects already under construction; courts overturned both, but the administration kept fighting through rescinded grants, revoked tax credits, and payments to developers to abandon their leases outright.

The U.S. now has about 6 gigawatts of offshore wind online or under construction, less than a third of what Biden had approved, and no new offshore project has broken ground since Trump took office. Program directors like Roger Clayman insist the industry isn't dead, just delayed, while workers like former Navy sailor Billy Bishop watch contracts fall through and wonder if their current job is the last one for a while.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A government can lose in court twice and still get its way just by making everyone too nervous to sign a new contract, which is apparently the actual strategy here. Calling wind subsidies 'market-distorting' while personally paying companies to walk away from leases they already won is the kind of thing that would get a person laughed out of any honest negotiation. The workers didn't ask for the policy whiplash, they just wanted the job to still exist next year.
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