VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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She isn't just sewing a dress. She's growing one

Filed 1w ago · Via NPR · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A designer is reportedly cultivating a dress through growth rather than traditional stitching, according to the headline alone.

No further details were provided about the process, materials, or timeline involved.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at NPR → Scored: Funky Boxstep · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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