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Key Russian chemical facility in Tolyatti reportedly struck by drones

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Drones struck the KuibyshevAzot chemical plant in Tolyatti, Russia, overnight, sparking a large fire, according to the Russian Telegram channel Exilenova+. The plant reportedly produces about half of Russia's caprolactam and roughly 75% of its tire cord, materials with both civilian and military-industrial uses; the extent of the damage has not been independently verified.

The strike came alongside another reported drone attack near the Taganrog-Central military airfield in Rostov Oblast, where local authorities confirmed fires broke out. Both incidents are part of what the report describes as a broader wave of strikes on targets inside Russia.

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