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Kris Mayes targets AI data centers as Arizona faces water, power crunch

Filed 2h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes is calling for a statewide pause on new AI data center approvals, citing a federal plan to cut 30% of the state's Colorado River supply and a Ceres analysis projecting a 450% jump in water demand if all planned Phoenix-area projects proceed. She's also holding an October town hall over a 38-acre, one-million-square-foot Menlo Digital project in Ahwatukee already drawing local opposition.

Mayes wants the legislature and Gov. Katie Hobbs to halt approvals until the state has a monitoring plan, but Republican House leadership has instead pushed bills stripping counties of authority to regulate data centers and greenlighting unproven small modular nuclear reactors on-site.

An Arizona State University study cited in her announcement found nearby data centers can raise neighborhood temperatures by up to four degrees Fahrenheit, adding a literal heat argument to the water and power one.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A state fighting over dwindling river allocations is now being asked to also hydrate server farms, and the legislative response so far is to deregulate rather than measure. Calling a pause 'the only sane thing to do' is a low bar to clear, which makes it notable that clearing it looks politically difficult anyway.
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