VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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State Supreme Court sets date to hear high-stakes Honolulu City Council race

Filed 1w ago · Via hawaiinewsnow.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Hawaii's Supreme Court has scheduled Aug. 25 oral arguments over the disputed City Council seat of Honolulu Council Chair Tommy Waters, after eight appeals court judges, including the chief justice, recused themselves over potential conflicts of interest. Judges from Maui, Kauai, and the Big Island will sit alongside two sitting justices to hear the case.

Waters' challenger Trevor Ozawa requested an expedited schedule so a ruling comes before general election ballots are printed in mid-September. Waters said he's still weighing a formal challenge to his own disqualification; if he isn't reinstated, Ozawa and Tara Malia Gregory will appear on the general ballot instead.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Eight judges recusing themselves from one local election dispute suggests Honolulu's legal and political circles are a small, tightly wound world, which is exactly the kind of detail that should worry voters more than the ballot printing deadline does. Borrowing judges from three other islands to get an impartial panel is a reasonable fix, but it's also an admission of how incestuous the bench and the council have become.
Source: Read the original at hawaiinewsnow.com → Scored: Hidden Agenda · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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