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Only €41.7B of Germany’s €100B Ukraine aid reached the country, Kiel finds
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When a man says he gave a hundred dollars to the church roof and the deacon counts forty-one, you don't call him generous yet. Germany may well have good reasons for the gap, but the time to mention them was before the big number went up on the billboard. Ukraine can't patch anything with money that never left Berlin.