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WORLD ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Trump and Xi Talked a Lot but Accomplished Little

Filed 1h ago · Via Foreign Policy · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Chinese President Xi Jinping made his first U.S. visit in over a decade, meeting Trump at the White House Thursday for talks covering AI, critical minerals, tariffs, Taiwan, and human rights. The concrete outcome was Xi's announcement that two pandas will go to the Atlanta Zoo, while Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent had already extended the countries' trade truce by two months late Wednesday, ahead of its mid-November expiration.

Both leaders traded praise, with Xi calling for national rejuvenation to run alongside 'making America great again' and Trump touting a 'truly great friendship,' but no comprehensive deals emerged on tariffs, rare earths, or soybean purchases. Xi pressed Trump explicitly to oppose Taiwan independence, a request the administration has not publicly answered, and both leaders declined to discuss AI safeguards despite outside calls for something like Cold War-era arms control cooperation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Two leaders spend a day trading compliments and the biggest deliverable is a pair of pandas headed to Atlanta. That's a fine outcome for a zoo and a thin one for two countries that supposedly needed to hash out tariffs, minerals, and Taiwan. When the warmest part of a summit is the wildlife, you can guess how much got settled on everything else.
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