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NASA responds to claims gravity is about to "switch off"

Filed 2w ago · Via newsweek.com · The Buffoon Desk
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NASA has responded to viral claims that Earth will briefly lose gravity on Wednesday, an idea tied to a supposedly leaked document called "Project Anchor." The agency says gravity is determined by Earth's mass and would only change if the planet actually lost mass.

Fact-checkers at Snopes traced the claim to social media posts alleging a leaked NASA memo describing an $89 billion program, a seven-second "gravitational anomaly," and predictions of tens of millions of deaths, none of which Snopes found any credible evidence for.

NASA noted the date does have real astronomical significance: a total solar eclipse crossing Greenland, Iceland, northern Russia, Spain and Portugal, plus the peak of the Perseid meteor shower, neither of which affects Earth's total gravity.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An agency that sends spacecraft past the edge of the solar system now has to spend its Wednesday reassuring the public that gravity isn't going on a lunch break. The bar for what a NASA spokesperson has to formally deny keeps getting lower, which is either a comment on the internet or on how much anyone still trusts an institution to state the obvious.
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