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Why people keep looking for Noah’s Ark in a natural rock formation in Turkey: A scholar of early Christianity explains

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A scholar of early Christianity traces renewed interest in the Durupınar formation in eastern Turkey, a boat-shaped rock feature that a Turkish army captain first noticed in 1959 and that has been promoted since as the possible remains of Noah's Ark.

A new research team from Sivas Cumhuriyet University, partnered with a U.S. Christian organization called Noah's Ark Scans, describes preliminary findings as potentially consistent with a ship shape, even as social media claims go further, calling the formation confirmed man-made.

The piece notes that a 1960 expedition and decades of subsequent geological analysis, including work by David Fasold, the formation's former champion, concluded it is a natural limestone formation shaped by landslide and erosion, not a wooden vessel, with university officials saying lab evaluation will continue into 2027.

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A rock has been getting reinterpreted as a ship for seven decades now, and every careful look by a trained geologist lands back at the same word: limestone. The social media version always arrives more certain than the lab does, which tells you something about which one is actually doing the measuring. Patience for pending lab results is a fine thing, but so is noticing which side keeps winning the recount.
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