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Catholic school faces same-sex discrimination claim

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A federal court in Pennsylvania denied a Catholic school's bid for summary judgment against a former teacher's claim he was fired for being married to another man. The court found the school's religious exemptions don't automatically shield it from a sex discrimination claim, and left open factual disputes over whether the teacher's largely secular role even qualifies for the First Amendment's ministerial exception.

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