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Ukrainian drones hit residential buildings in Russia’s Moscow region and attack Sochi’s sea port

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Ukrainian drones struck residential buildings in Kubinka and Pavlovsky Posad in Russia's Moscow region, according to Governor Andrei Vorobyov. A fire broke out on two floors of an apartment building in Kubinka, prompting the evacuation of ten people with no reported injuries, while a strike in Pavlovsky Posad blew out windows in several apartments and triggered further evacuations.

A drone also sparked a fire at an unnamed factory in the village of Bolshoye Bunkovo. Vorobyov said 56 drones were shot down over the Moscow region overnight, with Moscow's mayor reporting additional intercepts and the total downed since midnight reaching at least 94 by official count.

Ukrainian drones separately struck the sea port in Sochi, according to footage circulated on monitoring channels, though neither the Krasnodar governor nor Sochi's mayor has commented.

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