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Don't Mind Me As I Peruse Anthropologie's Delightful Up-To-40%-Off Labor Day Sale

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HuffPost's shopping vertical ran a Labor Day roundup of Anthropologie discounts, including Mary Jane espadrille flats up to 64% off, a felted pirate fox critter at 20% off, a linen crop tank at 29% off, and a fairy cottage pumpkin decorating set at 30% off. The piece carries HuffPost's standard disclosure that it earns a share of sales through the links.

Each item comes with a customer review plucked from the retailer's own site to serve as an endorsement, alongside enthusiastic copy about serotonin boosts and cool-girl texture.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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