VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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South Korean civil society says no to military deployment in Straight of Hormuz

Filed 55m ago · Via Global Voices · The Buffoon Desk
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A coalition of 601 South Korean civic groups marched from the U.S. Embassy to the presidential office in Seoul on September 9, protesting a possible military deployment to the Strait of Hormuz. The march followed President Lee Jae-myung's September 4 announcement that Seoul would consider a substantive contribution, including combat options, even as he insisted no final decision had been made.

Trade unions, opposition parties, and student groups have accused Washington of leveraging semiconductor tariffs to pressure Seoul into the Middle East conflict, which began after the U.S. and Israel launched joint strikes on Iran earlier in 2026. The Ministry of National Defense nonetheless dispatched a field investigation team to Hormuz on September 7, and Iran's Foreign Ministry spokesman warned in Korean on social media that a Korean military presence would carry consequences.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a government says a plan is still under review while it's already sending a team to scout the ground, most people know which way that wind is blowing. Squeezing an ally with tariffs to get soldiers isn't diplomacy, it's a shakedown with a flag pin on it. The people marching seem to have done the math faster than the officials pretending there's still a decision left to make.
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