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How elite universities got tangled up in politics and petroleum

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Researchers writing in Energy Research & Social Science trace the Trump administration's funding freezes and investigations into university admissions, hiring, and DEI policy back to a much older pattern: fifty years of corporate and fossil-fuel donors buying influence over what gets researched and taught. The Academic Freedom Index reportedly shows US institutional autonomy falling faster last year than in Hungary, Turkey, or India, and the study's authors say that decline didn't start with Trump.

The paper cites a 1971 memo from future Justice Lewis F. Powell Jr. urging the Chamber of Commerce to fund friendly scholars and pressure trustees over 'liberal' faculty, and links conservative foundations that funded Heritage's Project 2025 to decades of the same strategy. It notes Exxon Mobil, BP, Chevron, Shell, ConocoPhillips, and Koch Industries gave at least $700 million to 27 universities between 2010 and 2020, including a quarter-century BP contract with Princeton that a BP executive privately called 'increasingly synergistic (as of course we had planned!)'.

Researchers point to specific outcomes: MIT, Harvard, and Stanford reports funded by oil companies leaned toward natural gas versus independent research, a fossil-fuel-backed 2011 MIT report popularized the 'bridge fuel' framing later repeated by President Obama, and a BP-shaped 2004 Princeton paper helped push carbon capture into global climate policy despite it remaining unproven at scale. The administration has since revoked $4 million in Princeton climate grants, partly citing 'climate anxiety,' while Columbia, Brown, and Northwestern have made concessions to federal demands.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
You can't pretend a barn's been solid for fifty years and then act shocked when one good storm knocks it flat. If donors have been quietly picking the research topics and the textbooks for decades, then a president who wants the same leverage is just the next fellow with a key to the same door. The people who should be asking hard questions about that are the ones who signed the contracts, not just the ones now exploiting them.
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