VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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Advent Calendars Are Already Here. Get The Best Ones Before They Sell Out.

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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A shopping roundup lists 2026 advent calendars already for sale, including a $56 Bonne Maman jam calendar and Lego sets themed to Star Wars, Disney princesses and Marvel, urging readers to buy now because past editions have sold out before winter.

The piece is a straightforward retail recommendation list with affiliate links, built entirely around scarcity and seasonal timing rather than any new product or event.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Fig Leaf Rag · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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